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Ditch (sammichweasel)
10/24/2011 6:00:05 AM
PostID: 412924
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[I think we're still outside for the night.]
Ditch follows Aelonn over to the covered area, poking the leg with the donkey tied to it. He fights the immediate urge to rifle through the crates and bags on the pack animal... barely.
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Game Master (Smash)
10/24/2011 11:04:55 AM
PostID: 412946
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::XXX-ZZZZZnnnnchhhchhhhh,:: "bah. ugh.. wha?... Woose dere? youse steeling me donkey?" Ditch shakes the leg of a big thick boot twice the size of his own, if he actually would wear boots,.. waking the light sleeping, snoring dragonborn within the tent.
The dragonborn reaches for an Axe and tries to rise to his feet to confront the 'thieves'
Alas, he forgot that his foot is tied to a donkey which has gone taught in the night. He also forgot that he's in a tent that is shorter than he is tall.. As he attempts to stand, the tied leg yanks the donkey's head and awakens the beast. The dragonborn's head pushes up and pulls the canvas tent off of its supporting poles. All this causeses the dragonborn to stumble and fall back on his back landing on his bedroll and pack The tent pieces falling on top of them.
A stream of curses in draconic fill the air from within the fallen tent. Words and phrases that would make Pitch's father proud and mother cry... if Pitch only knew who his father and mother were.
The commotion wakes up his partner. (also trapped in the tent)
You have a surprise round if you want it. Secure Rolls: DB will 1d20(19) = 19 DB Reaction 1d20(16) = 16 DB Reflex 1d20(6) = 6
This post last edited on 10/24/2011 11:26:30 AM
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Game Master (Smash)
10/24/2011 11:27:26 AM
PostID: 412948
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Yes still outside. We'll start Chapter 1 when the gates open in the morning.
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Ditch (sammichweasel)
10/24/2011 11:32:29 AM
PostID: 412949
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Ditch falls to the ground, laughing hysterically at the scaled clown. "Pitch, he funnier than you! Look, look! Tent-hat! We shoulda almost get eated and den savoried by Aelonn and Kelbibble long time ago!"
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Aelonn (dwightm)
10/24/2011 11:32:58 AM
PostID: 412950
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"Easy there, friend. We weren't stealin' nuthin'. Isn't that right, DITCH? Let me help you outa that mess."
Aelonn tries to help untangle the dragonborn from the collapsed tent.
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Kelzanarr (cooneypete)
10/24/2011 12:24:41 PM
PostID: 412959
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Kelzanarr stands back, watching to see if there is some way he can help the situation without inflaming it further...
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Pitch (zilonox)
10/24/2011 1:58:31 PM
PostID: 412975
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Earlier: Pitch takes the talk of being slaves in stride, mostly because he's just happy to be out of the warrens doing something other menial labor, but partly because he doesn't really understand the implications. Plus, Ditch is going along with it without a fuss, so it's surely okay.
Now: "No funnier than me, watch!"
Pitch then launches himself into a full frontal flip, but forgetting that he's tied to Ditch by the neck, manages to pull the rope taunt mid-way through the flip and lands flat on his back on the hard ground, eye's bulging as he scrambles to loosen the noose and nearly pulling Ditch over onto himself in the process.
"Okay ::gasp::, maybe little ::wheeze:: funnier," he barely manages as air rushes back into his lungs.
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Game Master (Smash)
10/24/2011 5:31:23 PM
PostID: 412993
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Well, given that the dragonborn was really at your mercy and since there's no stabbing through the canvass. They reluctantly assume your offer for help is genuine.
As they clear the debris of thier camp and make sure everything is in order as best as they can..
"All right, all right. What's the meaning of this? Not be Morn yet. Why youse rouse Rhogar?"
Two dishevelled dragonborn merchants (as best you can tell.. They wear no armor but do have some furs on.) blink at you.. waiting for an answer. Rhogar holds his axe rather loosely. Rhogar's partner calms the donkey and inventories their 'goods'. Secure Rolls: DB: Insight 1d20(13) = 13
This post last edited on 10/24/2011 5:49:26 PM
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Game Master (Smash)
10/24/2011 5:44:08 PM
PostID: 412994
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Rhogar blinks again and notices the lil 'bolds you have tied up and assumes you want to sell..er.. get rid of... them. He shakes his head giving you the "I now fully understand what happened now and I pity you." look and makes a no-no hand wave gesture.
"doh! no. no. Rhogar no deal with lil' runties. We no need ssslaves. too much trouble dem kine isss."
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Aelonn (dwightm)
10/24/2011 7:48:42 PM
PostID: 413010
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"Uhhhh, right. Sorry fer wakin' ya up. We were just lookin' fer a spot to wait 'til the gates open up."
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Kelzanarr (cooneypete)
10/25/2011 7:34:14 AM
PostID: 413038
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Kelzanarr nods and attempts a smile, which looks a bit awkward on his serious face.
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Ditch (sammichweasel)
10/25/2011 7:45:27 AM
PostID: 413040
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Ditch crawls into the now tentless area and curls up in the warm spot vacated by Rhogar.
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Game Master (Smash)
10/25/2011 12:13:40 PM
PostID: 413075
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"Tsks Tsks...The DB just shakes his head at Ditch's move. Thought about kicking him, but then thought that that would just cause him more grief. He decides that it's close enough to dawn and just starts picking up camp and starts a fire letting the runt sleep.
"Tisss be dawn in a few. Yoose may asss well ressst toose."
Once packed as much as possible, Rhogar cuts some fat from a porkbelly slab that he carefully unwraps and fries up some bacon.
Let me know if there's anything else you want to do/ask.. Otherwise we'll start on Chapter 1 tomorrow. Secure Rolls: DB will 1d20(12) = 12
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Game Master (Smash)
10/25/2011 11:11:09 PM
PostID: 413140
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Chapter 0 Journal Notes: Party of Four 1. Serving Kobolds: Pitch and Ditch are ‘prepared’ as food for the Red Dragon. They assume the dragon is Hookface, their “God” on Faerun. The Shaman TukTux knocks them out and takes them to the ‘dragon’s table’ a mesa where the dragon is fed. For all they know it’s the command of Chief Deepsocket leader of the Hoofface Clan
2. The Rescue: Two adventurers happen to hear the shrill (girl like) calls of ‘halp’ and untie Pitch and Ditch before the dragon descends. TukTux escapes, everyone else is kobold kibble.
3. Driving Kelzanarr: Imprinted in your mind is a name and a destination. Jessica Darkwood & Cauldron. Who is the Jessica? What is the connection to Cauldron? Questions and no answers.
4. Striding along: Striders of Fharlanghn are a loosely run organization of adventurers and explorers who watch the horizons for signs of great evil and strive to preserve the balance of power in the realms of the world.
5. I owe you one: The rescued kobolds pledge fealty to the adventurers. They are passed off as Slaves. They need to be registered at the Ministry of Labor and Works to get ‘tagged’ to be ‘autonomous’
6. At the Gates: Andre the Sargeant and Filbert the Taxman collect the entry tax. They pay the monthly 1GP tax and get a yellow finger in return.
7. Places to stay: Drunken Morkoth Inn. Tipped Tankard Slippery Eel, The Coy Nixie and Cusp of Sunrise Sure Foot Livery.
8. Directions to Ministry and 4 main roads: North East Quadrant on Magma Street. From the rim down the four main roads that circle the crater are: Obsidian, Magma, Lava, Ash. After you enter through the gate, turn left and follow the road to Obsidian. There’s a shortcut to Magma near the Church of Amaunator that will get you close.
9. Awakening Giants: Dragonborn, Rhogar merchant.
Jessica’s Story 1. Home away from home: -Gretchen Tashykk, head mistress -Jaromir Copperbeard, the gardener. (99 yo dwarf male) -Neva Fanister, the nurse. (32 yo female human) -Temar Flagonstern, the cook. (48 yo male human) -Willow Atherfell school teacher (54 yo half-elf female) -Patch, the one-eyed Half orc janitor -Your Uncle, Lamar Darkwood. Also proprietor of Drunken Morkoth -Deakon Stormshield - Missing -Evelyn Radavec - missing -Lucinda Aldreen -Terrem Kharatys - missing -Randal - Missing -Kat -Lord Mayor Severen Navalant elected leader of the town. Terseon Skellerang, captain of the guard
2. Patch’s Secret: Thief as a kid, currently steals food from the orphanage, and has a friend Revus that pays him to do favors. One of which is to watch over Terrem
3. Patch work ½-Orcage: Jessica able to turn Patch into confiding in her. Probably a life long friend.
4. Life and Times of Rodrick. Boring as hell (so far) and Jessica thinks its magic property is to put people to sleep.
- Dedicated to son Meerthan - Written by Rodrick Eliothlorn
5. Questionable People: People that visited the orphanage since the kids went missing: - Town Watch - 2 Elves - Priest of Amaunator named Rufus Laro
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